Hello, My Name is
MACK STOUT
Familiar With the Situation But Not Authorized to Speak Publicly
Now Available on Amazon
Mix one part Dave Barry Turns 50 with one part Fifty Shades of Grey, and you get Mack Stout’s hilarious and titillating debut novel, Unintended Consequences: One Man’s Battle with Irresistible Forces and Immovable Objects.
Mack Stout uses his inimitable edgy humor to tell the story of an ordinary guy who yearns for a spicy fantasy life by writing tales of an exotic dancer, a coed who rock her instructor’s world, and a young woman exploring the darker side of her sexuality.
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Mack Stout is a writer and blogger who lives in the sunny southwest. Having retired from the tech industry, where he acquired material for two memoirs about the pitfalls of working at a job you are not suited for, he now concentrates on humorous essays and novels. Originally from the upper Midwest, he came to appreciate warmer climates, spending much of his early years traveling to Las Vegas, where he experienced the tail end of the Rat Pack days in that town. Expect to see a novel set in that time and place before long.
Unintended Consequences - a novel by Mack Stout
Combine the seriously funny story of an ordinary guy as he masters his Johnson with the dark edginess of an erotic thriller, and you get Mack Stout’s hilarious and titillating new novel Unintended Consequences: One Man’s Battle with Irresistible Forces and Immovable Objects.
Alex Anderson endured a repressed upbringing in a dysfunctional family. He craved stimulation and spiced-up fun in a fantasy world all his own. With the help of his father’s secret collection of ‘men’s adventure magazines,’ he was introduced at a young age to a world of intrigue and drama few get to experience. But there was a reason his dad needed this diversion from reality, and it wasn’t until later in life that Alex reasoned it out.
Facing middle age with a pointless job, a loveless marriage, and a crisis of faith, Alex drifts into the scintillating and addictive world of Internet sex. A mysterious woman named Sophia becomes his guide on this journey, encouraging Alex to use his latent writing talents to explore his deepest, pent-up desires. Before long, Alex is churning out stories about an exotic dancer at a roadside dive called Big Dick’s Midway Inn, a coed who could fellate the chrome off a trailer hitch, and a young woman exploring the darker side of her sexuality. Navigating this realm where nothing is as it appears, and no one uses their real name, he experiences a world where passion and adventure are (virtually) on the table, one that is a far cry from his industrial-strength vanilla existence.
When his clandestine entanglements cause his life to spin out of control, Sophia feels compelled to use her unique abilities to save Alex from himself. When fate intervenes, Alex comes to understand Sophia’s true nature. This realization gives him the clarity to see that what he wants, and needs have been his all along if only he can reclaim it and himself.